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14579 esquire how to be a man

esquire how to be a man

Where other than in Esquire would a man learn how to make the perfect Manhattan AND get a guide to nose-hair maintenance? In this age of...
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9937 f for effort

f for effort

From the author of the national bestseller F in Exams comes a brand new compendium of hilarious and inventive wrong test answers and homework...
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7928 f in exams

f in exams

When faced with a test question, which you have no hope of getting right, why not entertain yourself and the teacher to earn points for creativity? F...
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8321 f my life

f my life

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don’t have a text messaging plan. I paid 25 cents to get fired. Your girlfriend dumped you, your...
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14536 f this test: even more of the very best totally wrong answers

f this test: even more of the very best totally wrong answers

From the same hilarious wellspring of failure as the bestselling F in Exams  and  F for Effort  comes this all-new collection of...
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16096 f*ck! I'm in my twenties

f*ck! I'm in my twenties

F*ck! Everyone has that moment-the realization that adulthood has arrived, like a runaway train, and there's no getting out of its way. In...
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9683 fallen superheroes

fallen superheroes

Using superheroes as the allegory, this colorful photo narrative explores the not-so-glamorous and sometimes dark realities of those who strive to...
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11781 family guy book of shame

family guy book of shame

With this book, "Family Guy "fans can experience some of the best lines and running gags from Peter, Stewie, Brian, and company. The book...
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5025 farts a spotters guide

farts a spotters guide

Farts -- Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she)...
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9126 farts around the world

farts around the world

What is proper English etiquette for a tearoom emission? Can a Swiss fart be so loud that it generates an echo? If a meditating Buddhist passes...
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9128 farts in the wild

farts in the wild

From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal...
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8339 felon fitness

felon fitness

Forget the fancy equipment, friendly trainers, and cushy gym. This is a workout courtesy of the Department of Corrections. With jacked inmates as...
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11154 fifty shades of chicken

fifty shades of chicken

The way his apron hangs from his hips already has me all wobbly. But as he coats my thighs with sticky liquid I can hardly contain myself. Is it the...
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15901 finding jesus book

finding jesus book

On each page of Finding Jesus , the Son of God is hidden in a crowded scene--from a rock concert to a wedding to a grocery store. The objective for...
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11546 finish this book

finish this book

From the author of Wreck This Journal , a collaborative creative journey where you complete the book Dear Reader, One dark and stormy night, author...
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7739 from my cold dead paws

from my cold dead paws

From SPAS-12-toting Siamese and AK-47-flashing Norwegian Forest Cat to Colt 45-carrying Tonkinese and a Beretta-brandishing Russian Blue, this book...
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16095 fucking brilliant journal

fucking brilliant journal

Express yourself by writing this elegant black journal. Ornate calligraphy reads "Fucking Brilliant". Soft cover: 192 lined pages ...
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12680 gaudi pop up book

gaudi pop up book

Specially created pop-ups explore the vision and creations of this seminal architect.   “Those who look for the laws of Nature as a...
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14430 geeks guide to dating

geeks guide to dating

You keep your action figures in their original packaging. Your closets are full of officially licensed Star Wars merchandise. You’re hooked on...
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16307 good advice from bad people

good advice from bad people

The world is full of people telling you how to live your life. Sometimes the advice-givers...
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15069 goodnight darth vader

goodnight darth vader

'Brown's managed an impressive feat with these books, delivering something wonderfully sweet and quirky with a genuine appeal to anyone even...
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16305 haikus for jews

haikus for jews

Why is this haiku book different from all other haiku books? For centuries, the Japanese haiku has been one of the world's most dazzling poetic...
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15428 hair of the dog and other hangover cures

hair of the dog and other hangover cures

HAIR OF THE DOG AND OTHER HANGOVER CURES has 27 sure-fire cures, such as Atholl Brose, Bull’s Penis Soup, Elvis Sandwich, The Sauna). There are...
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15903 hello kitty baking book

hello kitty baking book

No one does sweet like Hello Kitty! Filled with simple recipes, beautiful yet playful photography, and Hello Kitty’s signature charm,  The...
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15902 hello kitty crochet book

hello kitty crochet book

Hello Kitty Crochet is all about cute: the whimsical world of Hello Kitty and her Sanrio friends meets the Japanese art of amigurumi , or...
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11541 hipster puppies

hipster puppies

They spend their time sniffing around local farmer's markets, pawing through stacks of vinyl at the record store, and making biting remarks at...
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15423 how not to be a dick an everyday etiquette guide

how not to be a dick an everyday etiquette guide

On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats,...
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15426 how to drink and not look like an idiot

how to drink and not look like an idiot

A practical hardcover guide to helping you to see alcohol as more than just a tool to get you drunk, because there comes a time when you want to...
$24.95

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5168 how to live with a huge penis

how to live with a huge penis

Is Bigger Really Better? Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the...
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15502 how to make your baby an internet celebrity

how to make your baby an internet celebrity

Quirk’s How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity showed cat lovers everywhere how to become global multimedia entrepreneurs. Now new parents...
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14472 how to make your cat an internet celebrity

how to make your cat an internet celebrity

The Internet offers an unprecedented opportunity for cats to become superstar “personalities” with revenue-generating multimedia...
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11542 how to poo at work book

how to poo at work book

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin - this hilarious book could save your career and get you the keys to the executive washroom! It is...
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16094 how to speak droid with r2d2

how to speak droid with r2d2

Following the success of How to Speak Wookiee comes this essential manual for interacting with droid units in various situations. Droids are made to...
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11872 how to speak klingon star trek

how to speak klingon star trek

Presenting tailored, easy-to-learn phrases for likely and unlikely situations, this sound book covers the basics of Klingon without the risk of...
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13151 hug and kiss journal dirty bird

hug and kiss journal dirty bird

Put you private thoughts sin this journal by Hug and Kiss. This dirty bird has filthy beak and is not afraid to speak. Made of 100% stone paper and...
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13152 hug and kiss journal my vagina is awesome koala

hug and kiss journal my vagina is awesome koala

Put you private thoughts sin this journal by Hug and Kiss. This koala is stating a truth. Made of 100% stone paper and made in Canada. No trees...
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14432 I bitch, therefore I am

I bitch, therefore I am

An Outrageous Compilation* of Cheeky Wit, Daring Philosophy, and Giddy Impertinence This saucy collection of fiercely feminist declarations paired...
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13486 i could chew on this and other poems by dogs

i could chew on this and other poems by dogs

A dog's the best friend any boy or girl could have. And, as this canine companion to the New York Times bestselling book I Could Pee on This...
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11236 i could pee on this and other poems by cats

i could pee on this and other poems by cats

Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of...
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15073 I knead my mommy

I knead my mommy

Just when we all thought things couldn't get any cuter, from the author of the New York Times bestselling I Could Pee on This comes I Knead My...
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