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15903 hello kitty baking book

hello kitty baking book

No one does sweet like Hello Kitty! Filled with simple recipes, beautiful yet playful photography, and Hello Kitty’s signature charm,  The...
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15902 hello kitty crochet book

hello kitty crochet book

Hello Kitty Crochet is all about cute: the whimsical world of Hello Kitty and her Sanrio friends meets the Japanese art of amigurumi , or...
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11541 hipster puppies

hipster puppies

They spend their time sniffing around local farmer's markets, pawing through stacks of vinyl at the record store, and making biting remarks at...
$16.50

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15423 how not to be a dick an everyday etiquette guide

how not to be a dick an everyday etiquette guide

On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats,...
$23.95

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15426 how to drink and not look like an idiot

how to drink and not look like an idiot

A practical hardcover guide to helping you to see alcohol as more than just a tool to get you drunk, because there comes a time when you want to...
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5168 how to live with a huge penis

how to live with a huge penis

Is Bigger Really Better? Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the...
$14.95

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15502 how to make your baby an internet celebrity

how to make your baby an internet celebrity

Quirk’s How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity showed cat lovers everywhere how to become global multimedia entrepreneurs. Now new parents...
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14472 how to make your cat an internet celebrity

how to make your cat an internet celebrity

The Internet offers an unprecedented opportunity for cats to become superstar “personalities” with revenue-generating multimedia...
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11542 how to poo at work book

how to poo at work book

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin - this hilarious book could save your career and get you the keys to the executive washroom! It is...
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16094 how to speak droid with r2d2

how to speak droid with r2d2

Following the success of How to Speak Wookiee comes this essential manual for interacting with droid units in various situations. Droids are made to...
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11872 how to speak klingon star trek

how to speak klingon star trek

Presenting tailored, easy-to-learn phrases for likely and unlikely situations, this sound book covers the basics of Klingon without the risk of...
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10383 how to swear around the world

how to swear around the world

This essential phrasebook collects the most colorful, explicit, and outrageous ways to tell people off in every part of the world. Featuring dozens...
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13151 hug and kiss journal dirty bird

hug and kiss journal dirty bird

Put you private thoughts sin this journal by Hug and Kiss. This dirty bird has filthy beak and is not afraid to speak. Made of 100% stone paper and...
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13152 hug and kiss journal my vagina is awesome koala

hug and kiss journal my vagina is awesome koala

Put you private thoughts sin this journal by Hug and Kiss. This koala is stating a truth. Made of 100% stone paper and made in Canada. No trees...
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14432 I bitch, therefore I am

I bitch, therefore I am

An Outrageous Compilation* of Cheeky Wit, Daring Philosophy, and Giddy Impertinence This saucy collection of fiercely feminist declarations paired...
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13486 i could chew on this and other poems by dogs

i could chew on this and other poems by dogs

A dog's the best friend any boy or girl could have. And, as this canine companion to the New York Times bestselling book I Could Pee on This...
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11236 i could pee on this and other poems by cats

i could pee on this and other poems by cats

Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of...
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15073 I knead my mommy

I knead my mommy

Just when we all thought things couldn't get any cuter, from the author of the New York Times bestselling I Could Pee on This comes I Knead My...
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16304 images you should not masturbate to

images you should not masturbate to

Choke the chicken, spank the monkey, charm the snake-however you refer to it, none of the images in this book will encourage you to pleasure...
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8811 insults every man should know

insults every man should know

“Nifty little pocket-sized book that features an insult for every occasion” Hard-Hitting Insults for Every Occasion     ...
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16663 introvert notebooks 3pc

introvert notebooks 3pc

We know, you just want to be left alone! But, while you’re alone, you can write in this set of three notebooks labelled Don’t Look at Me...
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8728 it looks like a cock

it looks like a cock

This is a hilarious, full-color book of things in this world that look like c**ks, and will appeal as a gag gift, an impulse buy, a...
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8066 it's not pms its you

it's not pms its you

"It's not PMS, It's you!: a totallly non-hormonal analysis of male behavious" is for every woman who has pulled her hair out trying...
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7579 kama pootra book

kama pootra book

52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the...
$15.95

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14563 King Arthur and His Knights (Silver Penny Stories)

King Arthur and His Knights (Silver Penny Stories)

How did the famous Knights of the Round Table come to be? This retelling of the timeless legend of King Arthur and the magical realm of Camelot will...
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7054 kiss and tell: a trivial study of smooching

kiss and tell: a trivial study of smooching

What makes French kissing 'French'? Who played the first game of Spin the Bottle? What compels millions of tourists to kiss the Blarney...
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13323 knit your own cat easy to follow patterns

knit your own cat easy to follow patterns

Cat lovers, rejoice! It's the highly anticipated follow-up book to Knit Your Own Dog . With easy-to-follow instructions for 16 distinct felines,...
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13322 knit your own dog easy to follow patterns

knit your own dog easy to follow patterns

The perfect gift for dog-lovers who knit!  From a spotted Dalmatian to a wrinkly Bulldog, the step-by-step patterns in Knit Your Own Dog let you...
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15443 knock knock 100 reasons to panic about being a cat lady

knock knock 100 reasons to panic about being a cat lady

Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides an honest look at the worrisome part of cat ownership, while also...
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11678 knock knock 100 reasons to panic getting married

knock knock 100 reasons to panic getting married

Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides an honest look at what’s actually coming down the aisle, while...
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11677 knock knock 100 reasons to panic having a baby

knock knock 100 reasons to panic having a baby

Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides new and expectant parents an honest look at what’s actually on...
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9035 knock knock a year of fortunes

knock knock a year of fortunes

Obviously, the best part of a fortune cookie is what’s inside. Now you can enjoy fortunes all year long—minus the crumbs and calories! A...
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16703 knock knock calm the fuck down book

knock knock calm the fuck down book

If you’re a good parent, you probably drive yourself batshit with worry. This book is for you. Based on his viral blog post and addressing...
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3992 knock knock complete manual of things that might kill you

knock knock complete manual of things that might kill you

Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their needs for self-diagnosis with medical reference materials written for the masses, but this...
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16702 knock knock fake swears

knock knock fake swears

Holy shift key! This phrasebook is full of exclamations that sound naughty but are 100% office-ready, kid-friendly, and grandma-approved. Strong...
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12657 knock knock guest book bathroom

knock knock guest book bathroom

No ordinary guest book, this throne-room tome offers provocative prompts and ample doodle space to help your guests express themselves for posterity....
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15447 knock knock guest book couch

knock knock guest book couch

Let sofa-sitters leave an impression on more than just your cushions. Clever prompts and roomy doodle space will encourage your guests to record...
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15442 knock knock guest book cubicle

knock knock guest book cubicle

No ordinary guest book, this workday tome offers provocative prompts and ample doodle space to help your office guests express themselves for...
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11372 knock knock guest book dinner party

knock knock guest book dinner party

No ordinary guest album, this unique dinner-party book helps guests eat, drink, and be deliciously witty. Amusing prompts encourage revelers to...
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12653 knock knock lines for all occasions excuses and lies

knock knock lines for all occasions excuses and lies

Everybody lies. If they say they don’t, they’re lying. Scientists have proven that excuses and lies have played a role in our...
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