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16304 images you should not masturbate to

images you should not masturbate to

Choke the chicken, spank the monkey, charm the snake-however you refer to it, none of the images in this book will encourage you to pleasure...
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8811 insults every man should know

insults every man should know

“Nifty little pocket-sized book that features an insult for every occasion” Hard-Hitting Insults for Every Occasion     ...
$10.95

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8728 it looks like a cock

it looks like a cock

This is a hilarious, full-color book of things in this world that look like c**ks, and will appeal as a gag gift, an impulse buy, a...
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8066 it's not pms its you

it's not pms its you

"It's not PMS, It's you!: a totallly non-hormonal analysis of male behavious" is for every woman who has pulled her hair out trying...
$12.95

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7579 kama pootra book

kama pootra book

52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the...
$15.95

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14563 King Arthur and His Knights (Silver Penny Stories)

King Arthur and His Knights (Silver Penny Stories)

How did the famous Knights of the Round Table come to be? This retelling of the timeless legend of King Arthur and the magical realm of Camelot will...
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7054 kiss and tell: a trivial study of smooching

kiss and tell: a trivial study of smooching

What makes French kissing 'French'? Who played the first game of Spin the Bottle? What compels millions of tourists to kiss the Blarney...
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13323 knit your own cat easy to follow patterns

knit your own cat easy to follow patterns

Cat lovers, rejoice! It's the highly anticipated follow-up book to Knit Your Own Dog . With easy-to-follow instructions for 16 distinct felines,...
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13322 knit your own dog easy to follow patterns

knit your own dog easy to follow patterns

The perfect gift for dog-lovers who knit!  From a spotted Dalmatian to a wrinkly Bulldog, the step-by-step patterns in Knit Your Own Dog let you...
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15443 knock knock 100 reasons to panic about being a cat lady

knock knock 100 reasons to panic about being a cat lady

Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides an honest look at the worrisome part of cat ownership, while also...
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11678 knock knock 100 reasons to panic getting married

knock knock 100 reasons to panic getting married

Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides an honest look at what’s actually coming down the aisle, while...
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11677 knock knock 100 reasons to panic having a baby

knock knock 100 reasons to panic having a baby

Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides new and expectant parents an honest look at what’s actually on...
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9035 knock knock a year of fortunes

knock knock a year of fortunes

Obviously, the best part of a fortune cookie is what’s inside. Now you can enjoy fortunes all year long—minus the crumbs and calories! A...
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3992 knock knock complete manual of things that might kill you

knock knock complete manual of things that might kill you

Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their needs for self-diagnosis with medical reference materials written for the masses, but this...
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12657 knock knock guest book bathroom

knock knock guest book bathroom

No ordinary guest book, this throne-room tome offers provocative prompts and ample doodle space to help your guests express themselves for posterity....
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15447 knock knock guest book couch

knock knock guest book couch

Let sofa-sitters leave an impression on more than just your cushions. Clever prompts and roomy doodle space will encourage your guests to record...
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15442 knock knock guest book cubicle

knock knock guest book cubicle

No ordinary guest book, this workday tome offers provocative prompts and ample doodle space to help your office guests express themselves for...
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8043 knock knock how to traumatize your children

knock knock how to traumatize your children

Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations....
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15686 knock knock magnetic nag note

knock knock magnetic nag note

Our renowned sticky notes have shape-shifted into itty-bitty dry-erase boards. Even better, they’re magnetic. Stick ’em to your fridge...
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13225 knock knock monster and eek book

knock knock monster and eek book

This interactive picture book features whimsical mystery images hidden on each illustrated sheet. To reveal the surprise, turn out the lights and...
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12765 knock knock my sex life journal

knock knock my sex life journal

This Guided Journal offers prompts to help you tease out the meaning behind all those weird fantasies and exciting/boring encounters. Specifications:...
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12771 knock knock pro con journal

knock knock pro con journal

The Pro/Con Journal represents decision-making technology at its finest! Inspired by our bestselling Pro/Con Pad, this efficient journal will help...
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15976 knock knock selfie book

knock knock selfie book

We all take selfies—now there’s a three-dimensional place to keep and display them. So get your pics off the device and into this...
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15446 knock knock the fuck it list

knock knock the fuck it list

You could make a list of all things you’d like to do before you die, or you could make it easy on yourself: make a list of the things...
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15687 knock knock the pregnancy book for men

knock knock the pregnancy book for men

At last, a prenatal book for the expectant father that doesn’t assume he’s a meathead. Urbane, funny, and packed with wise information,...
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10435 knock knock toasted book on toasting

knock knock toasted book on toasting

Ordinary toasting books give you bland bromides and outdated etiquette. Toasted is a stylish, real-world how-to, with advice on toasting awkward...
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15424 last suppers: a collection of final meals through the years

last suppers: a collection of final meals through the years

A delightfully macabre miscellany looking at the meals enjoyed by famous people before they took their last breath. They say there are only two...
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14829 let's draw a cock on it

let's draw a cock on it

Maybe it's just to see if you could get away with it; maybe it's because the situation is crying out for it; or maybe it's just because...
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13230 life in five seconds

life in five seconds

In this caffeine-induced, jet-fuelled, celebrity-a-minute world, what you need is instant information. Life in Five Seconds takes over 200 important...
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12653 lines for all occasions excuses and lies

lines for all occasions excuses and lies

Everybody lies. If they say they don’t, they’re lying. Scientists have proven that excuses and lies have played a role in our...
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15444 lines for all occasions guilt trips and mind games

lines for all occasions guilt trips and mind games

All human communication is motivated by the desire for a specific outcome—which, quite frankly, is best achieved by the thoughtful use of...
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12651 lines for all occasions intimidations ultimatums

lines for all occasions intimidations ultimatums

We live in an antagonistic age—constantly confronted by loved ones and total strangers alike. Now you can stand your ground and maintain...
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12654 lines for all occasions pep talks and picker uppers

lines for all occasions pep talks and picker uppers

Everyone needs a little encouragement from time to time. Unfortunately, as our near and dear look to us for reassurance and wisdom, we often find...
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12652 lines for all occasions put downs and zingers

lines for all occasions put downs and zingers

You may be kind and intelligent, but that’s no excuse for being a wimp out there on the schoolyard of life. With  Put-Downers &...
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7073 little black book

little black book

Store all your ex-partners, one-night-stands, and bits-on-the-side in one secure, safe, place. Recently got someone’s number but worried about...
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15589 marijuana for everybody! the definitive guide to getting high

marijuana for everybody! the definitive guide to getting high

Marijuana is more widely available and accepted than ever before, with more people coming to the plant every day for a range of reasons. From the...
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15422 mary jane's hash brownies, hot pot and other marijuana munchies

mary jane's hash brownies, hot pot and other marijuana munchies

Let’s get stoned! Whether you go for an after-work treat to take the edge off the day or want your party to pack a punch, these tasty little...
$19.95

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11870 mini queen Elizabeth II commemorative plate book

mini queen Elizabeth II commemorative plate book

The year 2012 marks the 60th Anniversary of Queen Elizabeth's ascension to the British throne, making her the second longest reigning monarch in...
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10572 mini voodoo kit

mini voodoo kit

Here's a useful, cute, and vindictive little kit for teens and adults who have decided it's time to take action and get rid of certain pet...
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14874 moma Matisse: cover maquette for the exhibition catalogue henri

moma Matisse: cover maquette for the exhibition catalogue henri

This pocket notebook features Henri Matisse's painted cut-paper collage maquette produced for the cover of MoMA's 1951 exhibition catalogue...
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