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13151 hug and kiss journal dirty bird

hug and kiss journal dirty bird

Put you private thoughts sin this journal by Hug and Kiss. This dirty bird has filthy beak and is not afraid to speak. Made of 100% stone paper and...
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13152 hug and kiss journal my vagina is awesome koala

hug and kiss journal my vagina is awesome koala

Put you private thoughts sin this journal by Hug and Kiss. This koala is stating a truth. Made of 100% stone paper and made in Canada. No trees...
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14432 I bitch, therefore I am

I bitch, therefore I am

An Outrageous Compilation* of Cheeky Wit, Daring Philosophy, and Giddy Impertinence This saucy collection of fiercely feminist declarations paired...
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13486 i could chew on this and other poems by dogs

i could chew on this and other poems by dogs

A dog's the best friend any boy or girl could have. And, as this canine companion to the New York Times bestselling book I Could Pee on This...
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11236 i could pee on this and other poems by cats

i could pee on this and other poems by cats

Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of...
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15073 I knead my mommy

I knead my mommy

Just when we all thought things couldn't get any cuter, from the author of the New York Times bestselling I Could Pee on This comes I Knead My...
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16304 images you should not masturbate to

images you should not masturbate to

Choke the chicken, spank the monkey, charm the snake-however you refer to it, none of the images in this book will encourage you to pleasure...
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8811 insults every man should know

insults every man should know

“Nifty little pocket-sized book that features an insult for every occasion” Hard-Hitting Insults for Every Occasion     ...
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8728 it looks like a cock

it looks like a cock

This is a hilarious, full-color book of things in this world that look like c**ks, and will appeal as a gag gift, an impulse buy, a...
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8066 it's not pms its you

it's not pms its you

"It's not PMS, It's you!: a totallly non-hormonal analysis of male behavious" is for every woman who has pulled her hair out trying...
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7579 kama pootra book

kama pootra book

52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the...
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14563 King Arthur and His Knights (Silver Penny Stories)

King Arthur and His Knights (Silver Penny Stories)

How did the famous Knights of the Round Table come to be? This retelling of the timeless legend of King Arthur and the magical realm of Camelot will...
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7054 kiss and tell: a trivial study of smooching

kiss and tell: a trivial study of smooching

What makes French kissing 'French'? Who played the first game of Spin the Bottle? What compels millions of tourists to kiss the Blarney...
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13323 knit your own cat easy to follow patterns

knit your own cat easy to follow patterns

Cat lovers, rejoice! It's the highly anticipated follow-up book to Knit Your Own Dog . With easy-to-follow instructions for 16 distinct felines,...
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13322 knit your own dog easy to follow patterns

knit your own dog easy to follow patterns

The perfect gift for dog-lovers who knit!  From a spotted Dalmatian to a wrinkly Bulldog, the step-by-step patterns in Knit Your Own Dog let you...
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15443 knock knock 100 reasons to panic about being a cat lady

knock knock 100 reasons to panic about being a cat lady

Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides an honest look at the worrisome part of cat ownership, while also...
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11678 knock knock 100 reasons to panic getting married

knock knock 100 reasons to panic getting married

Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides an honest look at what’s actually coming down the aisle, while...
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11677 knock knock 100 reasons to panic having a baby

knock knock 100 reasons to panic having a baby

Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides new and expectant parents an honest look at what’s actually on...
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9035 knock knock a year of fortunes

knock knock a year of fortunes

Obviously, the best part of a fortune cookie is what’s inside. Now you can enjoy fortunes all year long—minus the crumbs and calories! A...
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3992 knock knock complete manual of things that might kill you

knock knock complete manual of things that might kill you

Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their needs for self-diagnosis with medical reference materials written for the masses, but this...
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12657 knock knock guest book bathroom

knock knock guest book bathroom

No ordinary guest book, this throne-room tome offers provocative prompts and ample doodle space to help your guests express themselves for posterity....
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15447 knock knock guest book couch

knock knock guest book couch

Let sofa-sitters leave an impression on more than just your cushions. Clever prompts and roomy doodle space will encourage your guests to record...
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15442 knock knock guest book cubicle

knock knock guest book cubicle

No ordinary guest book, this workday tome offers provocative prompts and ample doodle space to help your office guests express themselves for...
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11372 knock knock guest book dinner party

knock knock guest book dinner party

No ordinary guest album, this unique dinner-party book helps guests eat, drink, and be deliciously witty. Amusing prompts encourage revelers to...
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12653 knock knock lines for all occasions excuses and lies

knock knock lines for all occasions excuses and lies

Everybody lies. If they say they don’t, they’re lying. Scientists have proven that excuses and lies have played a role in our...
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15444 knock knock lines for all occasions guilt trips and mind games

knock knock lines for all occasions guilt trips and mind games

All human communication is motivated by the desire for a specific outcome—which, quite frankly, is best achieved by the thoughtful use of...
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9037 knock knock lines for all occasions insults comebacks

knock knock lines for all occasions insults comebacks

There’s a time and a place for saying what’s really on your mind, and Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions provides the lines...
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12651 knock knock lines for all occasions intimidations ultimatums

knock knock lines for all occasions intimidations ultimatums

We live in an antagonistic age—constantly confronted by loved ones and total strangers alike. Now you can stand your ground and maintain...
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12654 knock knock lines for all occasions pep talks and picker uppers

knock knock lines for all occasions pep talks and picker uppers

Everyone needs a little encouragement from time to time. Unfortunately, as our near and dear look to us for reassurance and wisdom, we often find...
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12650 knock knock lines for all occasions pickups and come ons

knock knock lines for all occasions pickups and come ons

Approaching that hottie over there requires more than courage—it takes the right words. Sometimes, however, exercising the organ between your...
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12652 knock knock lines for all occasions put downs and zingers

knock knock lines for all occasions put downs and zingers

You may be kind and intelligent, but that’s no excuse for being a wimp out there on the schoolyard of life. With  Put-Downers &...
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15686 knock knock magnetic nag note

knock knock magnetic nag note

Our renowned sticky notes have shape-shifted into itty-bitty dry-erase boards. Even better, they’re magnetic. Stick ’em to your fridge...
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13225 knock knock monster and eek book

knock knock monster and eek book

This interactive picture book features whimsical mystery images hidden on each illustrated sheet. To reveal the surprise, turn out the lights and...
$29.95

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12765 knock knock my sex life journal

knock knock my sex life journal

This Guided Journal offers prompts to help you tease out the meaning behind all those weird fantasies and exciting/boring encounters. Specifications:...
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12771 knock knock pro con journal

knock knock pro con journal

The Pro/Con Journal represents decision-making technology at its finest! Inspired by our bestselling Pro/Con Pad, this efficient journal will help...
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15976 knock knock selfie book

knock knock selfie book

We all take selfies—now there’s a three-dimensional place to keep and display them. So get your pics off the device and into this...
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15687 knock knock the pregnancy book for men

knock knock the pregnancy book for men

At last, a prenatal book for the expectant father that doesn’t assume he’s a meathead. Urbane, funny, and packed with wise information,...
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10435 knock knock toasted book on toasting

knock knock toasted book on toasting

Ordinary toasting books give you bland bromides and outdated etiquette. Toasted is a stylish, real-world how-to, with advice on toasting awkward...
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15424 last suppers: a collection of final meals through the years

last suppers: a collection of final meals through the years

A delightfully macabre miscellany looking at the meals enjoyed by famous people before they took their last breath. They say there are only two...
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14829 let's draw a cock on it

let's draw a cock on it

Maybe it's just to see if you could get away with it; maybe it's because the situation is crying out for it; or maybe it's just because...
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