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King Arthur and His Knights (Silver Penny Stories)

King Arthur and His Knights (Silver Penny Stories)

How did the famous Knights of the Round Table come to be? This retelling of the timeless legend of King Arthur and the magical realm of Camelot will...
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blue q crack book

blue q crack book

Is your crack normal? No more sneaking peeks in the locker room. Here are asses of every shape and style. Each two-page spread is cleverly positioned...
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blue q I date a hooker book

blue q I date a hooker book

This photo documentary book follows author Jeff Fischer as he treats several hookers to proper, romantic dates. From the beach to the bowling alley...
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knock knock magnetic nag note

knock knock magnetic nag note

Our renowned sticky notes have shape-shifted into itty-bitty dry-erase boards. Even better, they’re magnetic. Stick ’em to your fridge...
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mini voodoo kit

mini voodoo kit

Here's a useful, cute, and vindictive little kit for teens and adults who have decided it's time to take action and get rid of certain pet...
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the most amazing youtube videos ever!

the most amazing youtube videos ever!

In just eight years YouTube has become an indispensable source of entertainment, hosting more than 150 million videos and with the power to create a...
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vitello becomes a businessman

vitello becomes a businessman

Vitello sets out to make a million pounds with the help of his friends Max and Harry, and the little squirt William. But what are the four...
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vitello carries a knife

vitello carries a knife

Vitello wants to be a tough guy, and with his mum's butter knife tucked in his belt he plans to be rude to everyone and not scared of anything....
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vitello gets a yucky girlfriend

vitello gets a yucky girlfriend

A new family moves in near Vitello, only they don't have a cool boy for him to play with, just a yucky girl. And it won't be fun to play with...
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vitello scratches a car

vitello scratches a car

Vitello and his Mum have a new car. Well, nearly new, anyway. And mostly Mum's. But the important thing is that it can't get scratched, not...
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vitello wants a dad

vitello wants a dad

Vitello never gets to see his dad and needs a decent one to show off to his friends. But where does one borrow a dad? Vitello lives in a terraced...
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little black book

little black book

Store all your ex-partners, one-night-stands, and bits-on-the-side in one secure, safe, place. Recently got someone’s number but worried about...
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mini book of cat butts

mini book of cat butts

The Cat Butt Kit includes a Field Guide to Cat Butts; Mini book with 32 little pages of cat butt hunting and identification. 5 Cat Butt magnets and a...
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monkeyfarts jokes for kids

monkeyfarts jokes for kids

From classic favorites to zany newcomers, Monkeyfarts! is packed to bursing with wild and wacky jokes about monsters, pirates, polar bears,...
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murray books toots beer

murray books toots beer

Beer has been consumed all over the world for thousands of years in various forms, and is an inherent part of many country's culture and...
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murray books toots cheese

murray books toots cheese

The history of cheese making goes back thousands of years. From stunning rinds of blue-grey ash on fresh white chèvre to voluptuous rounds of...
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murray books toots shoes

murray books toots shoes

The beauty about shoes is that we all have to have them and most women love them! Even though some people may take what type of shoe they choose to...
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please adopt me zombie rescue kit

please adopt me zombie rescue kit

Awww! You know you can't resist the cute little zombie in the window! (It's a no brainer!) Rescue it now! Your zombie comes complete with a...
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pop culture word search puzzles

pop culture word search puzzles

If we say “Swift” and you think “Taylor” (not Jonathan), you'll find these puzzles AWESOME! They're all...
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totally awesome rubber band jewelry projects book

totally awesome rubber band jewelry projects book

The Rainbow Loom® is currently Amazon.com’s #1 best seller in Toys & Games. At least 2 million Rainbow Looms have been sold over the...
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cosmo kinky sex games card set

cosmo kinky sex games card set

Fifty shades of . . . COSMO ! No one knows fun, fearless sex like Cosmo-and these kinky games will show the world what “hot” really...
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cosmo's 365 naughty nights: a year of hot sex

cosmo's 365 naughty nights: a year of hot sex

It's Cosmo's Sexiest Carnal Challenge Yet- 365 Day of Red-Hot Sex.  Can You Handle It? A Year of Hot Sex From the Editors of...
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cosmos sex on the beach: 106 cocktails for every occasion

cosmos sex on the beach: 106 cocktails for every occasion

Sexy, delicious, and fun:  Cosmo 's luscious cocktail recipes are now in our popular card format! Choose from 106 delectable drinks, each...
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dirty jokes every man should know

dirty jokes every man should know

Rolo has incredibly high standards of good taste-which is why most of the content in Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know cannot be reprinted in this...
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insults every man should know

insults every man should know

“Nifty little pocket-sized book that features an insult for every occasion” Hard-Hitting Insults for Every Occasion     ...
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jokes every man should know

jokes every man should know

The Only Joke Book You’ll Ever Need  Featuring: •  Nine Jokes about Heaven and Hell •  Eight Jokes Just for Kids...
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knock knock 100 reasons to panic about being a cat lady

knock knock 100 reasons to panic about being a cat lady

Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides an honest look at the worrisome part of cat ownership, while also...
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knock knock 100 reasons to panic getting married

knock knock 100 reasons to panic getting married

Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides an honest look at what’s actually coming down the aisle, while...
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knock knock 100 reasons to panic having a baby

knock knock 100 reasons to panic having a baby

Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides new and expectant parents an honest look at what’s actually on...
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mini queen Elizabeth II commemorative plate book

mini queen Elizabeth II commemorative plate book

The year 2012 marks the 60th Anniversary of Queen Elizabeth's ascension to the British throne, making her the second longest reigning monarch in...
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murray books toots spirits

murray books toots spirits

It has been said with regard to the production and consumption of spirits that, 'the sixteenth century created it; the seventeenth century...
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star trek book of opposites

star trek book of opposites

Is your child exploring strange new words? Or are you simply a Trekkie who needs a goofy gift for a fellow-fan friend? The Star Trek Book of...
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stuff every man should know

stuff every man should know

Stuff Every Man Should Know -- The Dangerous Book for Boys taught us how to make snowballs and slip knots—but who will teach us how to get a...
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english as a second fucking language

english as a second fucking language

America swears by it! In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or...
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the hungover cookbook

the hungover cookbook

Everything you need to know to assess, understand, and improve a hangover is here: dozens of comforting recipes, very clever graphic tests for...
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it looks like a cock

it looks like a cock

This is a hilarious, full-color book of things in this world that look like c**ks, and will appeal as a gag gift, an impulse buy, a...
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jack shit the ultimate in toilet humour

jack shit the ultimate in toilet humour

You can't polish a t**d but you can cover it in glitter! If you're down in the dumps or feeling a bit poo then this grubby book is the one...
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let's draw a cock on it

let's draw a cock on it

Maybe it's just to see if you could get away with it; maybe it's because the situation is crying out for it; or maybe it's just because...
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lines for all occasions excuses and lies

lines for all occasions excuses and lies

Everybody lies. If they say they don’t, they’re lying. Scientists have proven that excuses and lies have played a role in our...
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lines for all occasions guilt trips and mind games

lines for all occasions guilt trips and mind games

All human communication is motivated by the desire for a specific outcome—which, quite frankly, is best achieved by the thoughtful use of...
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