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King Arthur and His Knights (Silver Penny Stories)

King Arthur and His Knights (Silver Penny Stories)

How did the famous Knights of the Round Table come to be? This retelling of the timeless legend of King Arthur and the magical realm of Camelot will...
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blue q crack book

blue q crack book

Is your crack normal? No more sneaking peeks in the locker room. Here are asses of every shape and style. Each two-page spread is cleverly positioned...
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blue q I date a hooker book

blue q I date a hooker book

This photo documentary book follows author Jeff Fischer as he treats several hookers to proper, romantic dates. From the beach to the bowling alley...
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kings and queens of great britain: a very peculiar history

kings and queens of great britain: a very peculiar history

Which king's guards massacred his supporters by mistake? Who had an oversized tongue and slobbered when he ate? Who survived seven assassination...
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mini voodoo kit

mini voodoo kit

Here's a useful, cute, and vindictive little kit for teens and adults who have decided it's time to take action and get rid of certain pet...
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the most amazing youtube videos ever!

the most amazing youtube videos ever!

In just eight years YouTube has become an indispensable source of entertainment, hosting more than 150 million videos and with the power to create a...
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lines for all occasions excuses and lies

lines for all occasions excuses and lies

Everybody lies. If they say they don’t, they’re lying. Scientists have proven that excuses and lies have played a role in our...
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lines for all occasions insults comebacks

lines for all occasions insults comebacks

There’s a time and a place for saying what’s really on your mind, and Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions provides the lines...
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lines for all occasions intimidations ultimatums

lines for all occasions intimidations ultimatums

We live in an antagonistic age—constantly confronted by loved ones and total strangers alike. Now you can stand your ground and maintain...
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lines for all occasions pickups and come ons

lines for all occasions pickups and come ons

Approaching that hottie over there requires more than courage—it takes the right words. Sometimes, however, exercising the organ between your...
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little black book

little black book

Store all your ex-partners, one-night-stands, and bits-on-the-side in one secure, safe, place. Recently got someone’s number but worried about...
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mini book of cat butts

mini book of cat butts

The Cat Butt Kit includes a Field Guide to Cat Butts; Mini book with 32 little pages of cat butt hunting and identification. 5 Cat Butt magnets and a...
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molvanian baby names

molvanian baby names

Molvania is just north of Bulgaria and downwind from Chernobyl. This is the funniest book about baby names you will ever read: every name available...
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monkeyfarts jokes for kids

monkeyfarts jokes for kids

From classic favorites to zany newcomers, Monkeyfarts! is packed to bursing with wild and wacky jokes about monsters, pirates, polar bears,...
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murray books toots beer

murray books toots beer

Beer has been consumed all over the world for thousands of years in various forms, and is an inherent part of many country's culture and...
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murray books toots cheese

murray books toots cheese

The history of cheese making goes back thousands of years. From stunning rinds of blue-grey ash on fresh white chèvre to voluptuous rounds of...
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murray books toots shoes

murray books toots shoes

The beauty about shoes is that we all have to have them and most women love them! Even though some people may take what type of shoe they choose to...
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please adopt me zombie rescue kit

please adopt me zombie rescue kit

Awww! You know you can't resist the cute little zombie in the window! (It's a no brainer!) Rescue it now! Your zombie comes complete with a...
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pop culture word search puzzles

pop culture word search puzzles

If we say “Swift” and you think “Taylor” (not Jonathan), you'll find these puzzles AWESOME! They're all...
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totally awesome rubber band jewelry projects book

totally awesome rubber band jewelry projects book

The Rainbow Loom® is currently Amazon.com’s #1 best seller in Toys & Games. At least 2 million Rainbow Looms have been sold over the...
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cosmo's 365 naughty nights: a year of hot sex

cosmo's 365 naughty nights: a year of hot sex

It's Cosmo's Sexiest Carnal Challenge Yet- 365 Day of Red-Hot Sex.  Can You Handle It? A Year of Hot Sex From the Editors of...
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cosmos sex on the beach: 106 cocktails for every occasion

cosmos sex on the beach: 106 cocktails for every occasion

Sexy, delicious, and fun:  Cosmo 's luscious cocktail recipes are now in our popular card format! Choose from 106 delectable drinks, each...
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dirty jokes every man should know

dirty jokes every man should know

Rolo has incredibly high standards of good taste-which is why most of the content in Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know cannot be reprinted in this...
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insults every man should know

insults every man should know

“Nifty little pocket-sized book that features an insult for every occasion” Hard-Hitting Insults for Every Occasion     ...
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jokes every man should know

jokes every man should know

The Only Joke Book You’ll Ever Need  Featuring: •  Nine Jokes about Heaven and Hell •  Eight Jokes Just for Kids...
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knock knock 100 reasons to panic getting married

knock knock 100 reasons to panic getting married

Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides an honest look at what’s actually coming down the aisle, while...
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knock knock 100 reasons to panic having a baby

knock knock 100 reasons to panic having a baby

Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides new and expectant parents an honest look at what’s actually on...
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mini queen Elizabeth II commemorative plate book

mini queen Elizabeth II commemorative plate book

The year 2012 marks the 60th Anniversary of Queen Elizabeth's ascension to the British throne, making her the second longest reigning monarch in...
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murray books toots spirits

murray books toots spirits

It has been said with regard to the production and consumption of spirits that, 'the sixteenth century created it; the seventeenth century...
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star trek book of opposites

star trek book of opposites

Is your child exploring strange new words? Or are you simply a Trekkie who needs a goofy gift for a fellow-fan friend? The Star Trek Book of...
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stuff every man should know

stuff every man should know

Stuff Every Man Should Know -- The Dangerous Book for Boys taught us how to make snowballs and slip knots—but who will teach us how to get a...
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english as a second fucking language

english as a second fucking language

America swears by it! In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or...
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the hungover cookbook

the hungover cookbook

Everything you need to know to assess, understand, and improve a hangover is here: dozens of comforting recipes, very clever graphic tests for...
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it looks like a cock

it looks like a cock

This is a hilarious, full-color book of things in this world that look like c**ks, and will appeal as a gag gift, an impulse buy, a...
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jack shit the ultimate in toilet humour

jack shit the ultimate in toilet humour

You can't polish a t**d but you can cover it in glitter! If you're down in the dumps or feeling a bit poo then this grubby book is the one...
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let's draw a cock on it

let's draw a cock on it

Maybe it's just to see if you could get away with it; maybe it's because the situation is crying out for it; or maybe it's just because...
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elements of fucking style

elements of fucking style

The truth about English is that it can get pretty boring. Dangling modifiers, gerunds, punctuation marks--it’s enough to make you want to drop...
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creative cussin redneck edition

creative cussin redneck edition

"Creative Cussin': The Redneck Edition" is a follow-up to the popular title "Creative Cursing". Possum biter! Hillbilly...
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99 ways to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener

99 ways to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener

It's every beer drinker's worst nightmare—a cold brew in hand with no means to open it. Here to the rescue is an indispensable guide...
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all my friends are dead

all my friends are dead

If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your...
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