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how to drink and not look like an idiot

how to drink and not look like an idiot

A practical hardcover guide to helping you to see alcohol as more than just a tool to get you drunk, because there comes a time when you want to...
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how to live with a huge penis

how to live with a huge penis

Is Bigger Really Better? Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the...
$14.95

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how to make your baby an internet celebrity

how to make your baby an internet celebrity

Quirk’s How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity showed cat lovers everywhere how to become global multimedia entrepreneurs. Now new parents...
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how to make your cat an internet celebrity

how to make your cat an internet celebrity

The Internet offers an unprecedented opportunity for cats to become superstar “personalities” with revenue-generating multimedia...
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how to say fabulous the gay way

how to say fabulous the gay way

Honey, Let’s Go!   This hilarious handbook translates hundreds of outrageous phrases from English into Spanish, French, German, Italian,...
$16.95

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how to speak klingon star trek

how to speak klingon star trek

Presenting tailored, easy-to-learn phrases for likely and unlikely situations, this sound book covers the basics of Klingon without the risk of...
$19.95

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how to speak zombie

how to speak zombie

How to Speak Zombie -- In a world overtaken by zombies, the only hope for survival lies in learning the language of the undead. How to Speak Zombie...
$18.95

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how to survive a garden gnome attack

how to survive a garden gnome attack

Move over zombies and adolescent vampires.   There’s a new threat in town—and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a...
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how to swear around the world

how to swear around the world

This essential phrasebook collects the most colorful, explicit, and outrageous ways to tell people off in every part of the world. Featuring dozens...
$16.95

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hug and kiss journal dirty bird

hug and kiss journal dirty bird

Put you private thoughts sin this journal by Hug and Kiss. This dirty bird has filthy beak and is not afraid to speak. Made of 100% stone paper and...
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hug and kiss journal my vagina is awesome koala

hug and kiss journal my vagina is awesome koala

Put you private thoughts sin this journal by Hug and Kiss. This koala is stating a truth. Made of 100% stone paper and made in Canada. No trees...
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I bitch, therefore I am

I bitch, therefore I am

An Outrageous Compilation* of Cheeky Wit, Daring Philosophy, and Giddy Impertinence This saucy collection of fiercely feminist declarations paired...
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i could chew on this and other poems by dogs

i could chew on this and other poems by dogs

A dog's the best friend any boy or girl could have. And, as this canine companion to the New York Times bestselling book I Could Pee on This...
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i could pee on this and other poems by cats

i could pee on this and other poems by cats

Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of...
$16.95

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I knead my mommy

I knead my mommy

Just when we all thought things couldn't get any cuter, from the author of the New York Times bestselling I Could Pee on This comes I Knead My...
$16.95

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insults every man should know

insults every man should know

“Nifty little pocket-sized book that features an insult for every occasion” Hard-Hitting Insults for Every Occasion     ...
$10.95

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it looks like a cock

it looks like a cock

This is a hilarious, full-color book of things in this world that look like c**ks, and will appeal as a gag gift, an impulse buy, a...
$11.95

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it's not pms its you

it's not pms its you

"It's not PMS, It's you!: a totallly non-hormonal analysis of male behavious" is for every woman who has pulled her hair out trying...
$12.95

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jack shit the ultimate in toilet humour

jack shit the ultimate in toilet humour

You can't polish a t**d but you can cover it in glitter! If you're down in the dumps or feeling a bit poo then this grubby book is the one...
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jokes every man should know

jokes every man should know

The Only Joke Book You’ll Ever Need  Featuring: •  Nine Jokes about Heaven and Hell •  Eight Jokes Just for Kids...
$10.95

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kama pootra book

kama pootra book

52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the...
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King Arthur and His Knights (Silver Penny Stories)

King Arthur and His Knights (Silver Penny Stories)

How did the famous Knights of the Round Table come to be? This retelling of the timeless legend of King Arthur and the magical realm of Camelot will...
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kiss and tell: a trivial study of smooching

kiss and tell: a trivial study of smooching

What makes French kissing 'French'? Who played the first game of Spin the Bottle? What compels millions of tourists to kiss the Blarney...
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knit your own cat easy to follow patterns

knit your own cat easy to follow patterns

Cat lovers, rejoice! It's the highly anticipated follow-up book to Knit Your Own Dog . With easy-to-follow instructions for 16 distinct felines,...
$21.95

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knit your own dog easy to follow patterns

knit your own dog easy to follow patterns

The perfect gift for dog-lovers who knit!  From a spotted Dalmatian to a wrinkly Bulldog, the step-by-step patterns in Knit Your Own Dog let you...
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knock knock 100 reasons to panic about being a cat lady

knock knock 100 reasons to panic about being a cat lady

Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides an honest look at the worrisome part of cat ownership, while also...
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knock knock 100 reasons to panic getting married

knock knock 100 reasons to panic getting married

Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides an honest look at what’s actually coming down the aisle, while...
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knock knock 100 reasons to panic having a baby

knock knock 100 reasons to panic having a baby

Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides new and expectant parents an honest look at what’s actually on...
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knock knock a year of fortunes

knock knock a year of fortunes

Obviously, the best part of a fortune cookie is what’s inside. Now you can enjoy fortunes all year long—minus the crumbs and calories! A...
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knock knock complete manual of things that might kill you

knock knock complete manual of things that might kill you

Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their needs for self-diagnosis with medical reference materials written for the masses, but this...
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knock knock dream journal

knock knock dream journal

Cheaper (and less nosy) than a shrink, this hand­some bedside analyst offers an easy format for recording your dreams and interpreting their...
$19.95

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knock knock guest book bathroom

knock knock guest book bathroom

No ordinary guest book, this throne-room tome offers provocative prompts and ample doodle space to help your guests express themselves for posterity....
$16.95

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knock knock guest book couch

knock knock guest book couch

Let sofa-sitters leave an impression on more than just your cushions. Clever prompts and roomy doodle space will encourage your guests to record...
$16.95

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knock knock guest book cubicle

knock knock guest book cubicle

No ordinary guest book, this workday tome offers provocative prompts and ample doodle space to help your office guests express themselves for...
$16.95

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knock knock how to traumatize your children

knock knock how to traumatize your children

Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations....
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knock knock inconsequential dilemmas

knock knock inconsequential dilemmas

Should I change the channel? Can I eat food off the floor?  Our lives are composed of stupid decisions—one after the other, day after day....
$18.95

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knock knock magnetic nag note

knock knock magnetic nag note

Our renowned sticky notes have shape-shifted into itty-bitty dry-erase boards. Even better, they’re magnetic. Stick ’em to your fridge...
$8.95

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knock knock monster and eek book

knock knock monster and eek book

This interactive picture book features whimsical mystery images hidden on each illustrated sheet. To reveal the surprise, turn out the lights and...
$29.95

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knock knock my sex life journal

knock knock my sex life journal

This Guided Journal offers prompts to help you tease out the meaning behind all those weird fantasies and exciting/boring encounters. Specifications:...
$19.95

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knock knock pro con journal

knock knock pro con journal

The Pro/Con Journal represents decision-making technology at its finest! Inspired by our bestselling Pro/Con Pad, this efficient journal will help...
$14.95

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