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For the month of May, Rolo store is happy to support the Health and Happy Kids Campaign. This Campaign, launched by Sick Kids Hospital, will... |
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Konnichiwa! These glasses are perfect for fans, or even otaku, of Japanese animation. Slipping these on allows you to mimic the large eyes of anime... |
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Robot toys are usually made of plastic and require batteries - but not this one! Inspired by the Japanese Shinto Kumi-ki puzzles, the Cubebot is a... |
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The narwhal is an arctic-dwelling whale that has been called "the unicorn of the sea" due to its long pointy tusk. The Avenging Narwhal is... |
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Pull on your leg warmers, back comb your hair and get ready to test your knowledge of the outrageous decade we all secretly love, with our set of... |
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Presented in a mini collectable 1980’s style boom box, this retro quiz will take you back to the golden days of music. Whether you need to... |
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These red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fancy candy dish for the holidays. But, my oh my,... |
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You can keep your diamonds and pearls, this jewelry has the flavor and beauty of bacon. Each 1.3 oz (38g) candy necklace features a beautiful,... |
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Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon.... |
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This dark red bacon-flavored frosting is a dream come true. Keep a tube of Bacon Frosting on hand to finish off a dessert masterpiece, add sweet... |
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Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of our... |
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Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch! It may sound weird... |
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The Affirmation Bandages harness the power of positive thinking to cover and heal your cuts and scratches. Nothing covers your boo-boo like smiley... |
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There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Bandages! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6... |
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Cover up your minor cuts and scratches with an extravagant display of fake wealth! Each 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin contains fifteen 3" x... |
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Cupcakes are the cure-all that can conquer your cuts and contusions! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains twelve 1-3/4" x... |
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Protect your minor wounds with the miraculous healing power of a Jesus Bandage. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x... |
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That's not a scratch, that's Mr. Elbow! Turn any minor injury into a jovial personified body part with these Mustache Bandages. Each 3-3/4" (9.5... |
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Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm)... |
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Rapscallion, treat the damage to thy self with Shakespearean Insult Bandages. These plasters will help to heal boo-boos and scrapes caused by rapiers... |
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Awww! Who can resist this little Bigfoot from the Great Northwest? This cute critter needs a home, hugs, and socks! By adopting this young Sasquatch,... |
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This little piggy went to market and this little piggy went trick-or-treating - the joke's on you when you supply your little one with this... |
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You don't have to be a detective to figure out the name meaning of this pacifier. Girl or boy they all look cute in that mustache. Comes with our... |
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Because some babies stay up later than others and don't like to drink milk, he or she needs much more than the standard, boring pacifier! Our... |
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Billy-Bob pacifiers are funny, yet real working and safe pacifiers. For a comedian at heart these pacifiers bring your baby extra attention and many... |
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The most versatile moustache on the market. This black six-way moustache allows it to be bent into an array of different styles for many different... |
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You may have read about Canadians in books or watched documentaries about their country on TV. Discover the simple pleasures like trout fishing,... |
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Directions for use: Spray on tongue then stand on head while breathing quickly into a plastic bag. After 3 minutes, stand up quickly and twirl, arms... |
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Our patented Extreme Voice Enhancing formula instantly puts the sizzle in your s's. Peppermint Flavor. .25 fl. oz./ 7.5ml |
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Kiss me, I'm Irish. Hours of hilarious entertainment. Impress your friends. Paddy O'Connell's Instant Irish Accent Mouth Spray will give... |
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If telling your life story to a complete stranger isn't your cup of tea, spritz! Spritz! You're fixed! For best results, use spray, then wait... |
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Graham Roumieu, acclaimed author of the "Bigfoot Series", thanks a delayed airplane for allowing him to scrawl down this hilarious tale... |
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From a time when could get calls on your cellphone. Just calls. Nothing else. Or you could make calls. Simple times. Art by Christine Berrie.... |
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This awesome style is made with 95% recycled post consumer material. It has a crushed, wrinkled look. This is normal for the recycled content used.... |
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Is your crack normal? No more sneaking peeks in the locker room. Here are asses of every shape and style. Each two-page spread is cleverly positioned... |
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But there are other things that are. Can you say 30 pack? Go ahead. Say it. That's what I'm talkin' about. Giant 20" x 28" all... |
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The right answer for any recipe. Giant 20" x 28" all cotton dish towel, hand-woven in India by Fabindia and screenprinted with water-based,... |
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Specially formulated for single ladies in their 30's. Mint flavor. 8 pieces. Warning: Weight gain around your midsection is normal. Each size of... |
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Have you seen this cat?! Our Follow Your Dreams Gum encourages you to not lose your goals and pursue them ! You can do it! Imagine if someone... |
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Take next right. IN YOUR FACE. I'll give YOU recalculating. 8 pieces of hormonal and navigationally savvy fruit flavoured bitch gum per box Each... |
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Seriously, how about a nice big pack of shut the hell up! 8 cinnamon pieces to chew all at once. You've got more that one person in your life that... |
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'Cause your wee cowpoke can git into some rugged stuff. If you get my drift. Yee haw. Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. Your business is our... |
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Kills 99.9% of germs on contact but does not sterilize. Only boiling water can do that. We find that traveling with boiling water is both dangerous... |
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Take that, germ bitches! Some would say knowledge is power and knowing that we can kill the germs on our hands with a simple dab of Bitch Slap Those... |
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When you want, wait… when you NEED your hands cleaner than shit, our Cleaner Than Shit Hand Sanitizer will get the job done! The hand... |
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Cleanse thy hands of filth and soil. Our freshly scented instant hand sanitizer is for hand washing to decrease bacteria on skin without soap and... |
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Hand's best friend. Our freshly scented instant hand sanitizer is for hand washing to decrease bacteria on skin without soap and water,... |
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Schemer some on! Our freshly scented instant hand sanitizer is for handwashing to decrease bacteria on skin without soap and water, recommended for... |
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Use after handwashing to be extra safe. Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. 2 oz./ 59ml. |
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Our freshly scented instant hand sanitizer is for handwashing to decrease bacteria on skin without soap and water, recommended for repeated use.... |
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If you're looking for the #1 After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer, look no further. Our Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer is the... |
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Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Make sure cap is firmly closed. Recheck cap. Are you... |
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For those who know who's in charge. And those in charge are NOT the ones picking up cat turds. Who's a good girl? SUCH a gooooood girl. Now... |
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You might think that the sound of you blowing your nose into a tissue creates sympathy in the world around you....but I gotta break it to ya....it... |
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So hard to really nail that down, that thing that I did. It's like, I think it was totally cool, but maybe it was a little on the border there.... |
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Have a great trip. Exact replica of a 1920's Driving Goggles Case. It's true! Features vintage matchbook art that's been... |
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Because you shouldn't just let them hang out in the open. Exact replica of a 1920's Driving Goggles Case. It's true! Features vintage... |
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That tiger is in there and wants to come on out. The time is now. Watch out. Asian Pear Mint Flavor. Really amazing tasting stuff. .3 oz./ 8.5 g |
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You got two monkeys playing ukuleles and singing. That's GOT to be a good sign. And trust us, it is. This is good shit. Coconut Basil. Mmmmm. .3 oz./... |
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Stay cool, calm and super smooth with this pretty awesome little balm. Pull this outta your pocket and I'm pretty sure someone's gonna think it's... |
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