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a giant cup of I'm the fucking boss oversized mug

a giant cup of I'm the fucking boss oversized mug

Let them know who's in charge with the A Giant Cup of I'm the Fucking Boss Mug delivers the message without a word from your mouth! Keep the...
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a giant cup of shut the fuck up mug

a giant cup of shut the fuck up mug

This hilarious Giant Cup of Shut the Fuck Up Mug delivers the message without a word from your mouth! Keep the talking to minimum wherever you go by...
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bachelorette blinky 'N' wiggly penis tiara

bachelorette blinky 'N' wiggly penis tiara

You know, I would make the bride-to-be wear the Blinky 'N' Wiggly Penis Tiara. If I were a horrible person...and if the bachelorette had...
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bachelorette diamond headband and veil

bachelorette diamond headband and veil

A bachelorette party essential! Bridal headband veil in the shape of a diamond ring is the perfect way to identify the bride on her last night as a...
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bachelorette party cake top decoration sexy butts

bachelorette party cake top decoration sexy butts

You have your beautiful cake topper picked out for your wedding cake, but why not add this hilarious topper to your Bachelorette Party cake? From the...
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bachelorette pecker water pistol

bachelorette pecker water pistol

If there's one thing you need, it's more penis in your life... and especially at your bachelorette party. With that in mind, Forum Novelties...
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bachelorette penis whistles

bachelorette penis whistles

Just put your lips together and blow! Wet your whistle and get the party started with this pack of six flesh tone pecker whistles that are perfect...
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bachelorette tube shots

bachelorette tube shots

The bachelorette party tube shots are a neat item to use when taking shots. When you order this item you will receive 15 tube shots and the...
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bamforth cheeky mug

bamforth cheeky mug

The Cheeky Mug will cheer up any tea break by reminding you of the buxom bathing belles who regularly featured on the Bamforth postcards throughout...
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bamforth double (e)gg cups

bamforth double (e)gg cups

This perfectly formed Double (E)gg Cup will ensure you start each day with a smile by reminding you of the buxom bathing belles which regularly...
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bendable poseable jesus

bendable poseable jesus

Get Bendy with Jesus and rejoice in his ambidexterity. This Bendable Jesus of Nazareth Toy is fun for all ages since he likes to cling to things in...
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benedictaphone pocket recorder

benedictaphone pocket recorder

A pocket pontiff -- who takes notes! Speak into the Benedictaphone voice recorder keyring and he'll record your reminders, lists, confessions,...
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bettie page heat changing mug

bettie page heat changing mug

Bettie Page sure knows how to put on a show! Add some hot liquid to this mug and her bikini top disappears. We've censored the photo, but you...
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bettie page striptease floaty pen

bettie page striptease floaty pen

We never get tired of looking at Bettie Page! Those sexy, sultry, perky, pleasing poses are always breathtaking to behold. In honor of Bettie's...
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blue q cigar box medical marijuana

blue q cigar box medical marijuana

BLUEQ approved Medical Marijuana Tin is the perfect container for your finest weed.Delicately decorated with vintage matchbook art. On the back of...
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blue q gum birth control 3 boxes

blue q gum birth control 3 boxes

Specially formulated for single ladies in their 30's. Mint flavor. 8 pieces. Warning: Weight gain around your midsection is normal. Each size of...
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blue q gum I have pms and gps -3 boxes

blue q gum I have pms and gps -3 boxes

Take next right. IN YOUR FACE. I'll give YOU recalculating. 8 pieces of hormonal and navigationally savvy fruit flavoured bitch gum per box Each...
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blue q hand sanitizer I love my penis

blue q hand sanitizer I love my penis

Our freshly scented instant hand sanitizer is for handwashing to decrease bacteria on skin without soap and water, recommended for repeated use....
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blue q hand sanitizer maybe you touched your genitals

blue q hand sanitizer maybe you touched your genitals

If you're looking for the #1 After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer, look no further. Our Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer is the...
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blue q hand sanitizer was that slutty

blue q hand sanitizer was that slutty

So hard to really nail that down, that thing that I did. It's like, I think it was totally cool, but maybe it was a little on the border there....
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blue q I date a hooker book

blue q I date a hooker book

This photo documentary book follows author Jeff Fischer as he treats several hookers to proper, romantic dates. From the beach to the bowling alley...
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body shot glasses

body shot glasses

Body shots anyone? Glass torsos Dimensions:8cmx5xcm
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bongology

bongology

You’re doing WHAT with that traffic cone?   The same thing you’re doing with those bellows, that plastic recorder from third grade,...
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boob sugar bowl

boob sugar bowl

Anyone with a love of nice jugs will go head over heels for this Boob Shaped sugar bowl, a tremendously inappropriate presence on any table. This...
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boobie hot water bottle

boobie hot water bottle

The Boobie Hot Water Bottle will make all your aches and pains feel so much better it's amazing. This hysterical water bottle has a great set of...
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bullshit button extreme

Bluffers beware! The Bullshit Button is the end to despair and will source out a rat and stop it dead in its tracks! (Of course, that’s just a...
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butt mug

butt mug

The Butt Mug is waiting for you with cheeks pressed against the glass (err?ceramic). I mean you drink from sketchy water fountains, kiss your dog,...
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butt/face soap

butt/face soap

You’ll never be confused about which end to use! Double-sided soap makes it perfectly clear with "Butt" written on one side and...
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candy bra

candy bra

Candy Bra - What a perfect way to give the gift of lingerie and candy to your sweetheart all wrapped in a “sweet & sexy” package. Our...
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color me drunk

color me drunk

For those who are bored of beer pong and have already drunk-dialed all of their exes, this drink-and-draw activity book provides page upon page of...
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condom case".....thought with her pussy"

condom case".....thought with her pussy"

Condom Case - "She sometimes thought with her pussy" Every party girl should pack protection, why not in style? Each condom case is adorned...
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condom compact mirror

condom compact mirror

Not overly effective in preventing pregnancy but it will help you look good!
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confetti porn

confetti porn

Wedding confetti made entirely of images from porn magazines is giving a lift to marriage celebrations after a design student spent days cutting up...
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cross stitch kama sutra

cross stitch kama sutra

Traditional needle craft with a not so traditional theme. Everyone knows what happens when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo, but what happens when...
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cufflinks gs cock and beaver

cufflinks gs cock and beaver

Using bright colours and interesting shapes,Toronto's GreenShag's Premiere collection of enamel links has brought us notoriety in many...
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cufflinks sonia spencer sex kitten

cufflinks sonia spencer sex kitten

Sex kitten needs a petting. Sonia Spencer studio. These cufflinks are brilliantly designed, hand decorated and are made from bone china. Dimensions:...
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cufflinks sonia spencer youre horny

cufflinks sonia spencer youre horny

No Bull your horny.Sonia Spencer studio The ultimate statement or question is made even more cheeky with these adorable cufflinks. Perhaps the most...
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cufflinks sp sex kitten

cufflinks sp sex kitten

Feeling purrrrrrrrrrrrrrectly sexy? A cute little accessory for the right woman. Perhaps the most unexpected gift she will ever receive? But it...
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dashboard buddy christ

dashboard buddy christ

BUDDY Jesus CHRIST Statue Figure from Kevin Smith's "DOGMA" Movie Made by Graphitti Designs.. .. He's here, he's smiling,...
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dashboard jesus

dashboard jesus

Put this Dashboard Jesus in your car and he'll be your co-pilot. Even though he may guide you through the valley of gridlock, he alone cannot get...
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dashboard pole dancer lola

dashboard pole dancer lola

Not your grandfather's Hula Girl! Lola mounts instantly to your car or truck dashboard with supplied double-sided foam tape and rotates, spins...
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designer beaver

designer beaver

Design your own beaver with the magnetic pen following the pictures given or your using your imagination A most unlikely use for iron filings, which...
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do not press the big red button!

do not press the big red button!

Few will be able to resist the temptation of the Do Not Press warning! The button calls them out with 1 of 10 hilarious sound bites, such as "Do...
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elements of fucking style

elements of fucking style

The truth about English is that it can get pretty boring. Dangling modifiers, gerunds, punctuation marks--it’s enough to make you want to drop...
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fifty shades of chicken

fifty shades of chicken

The way his apron hangs from his hips already has me all wobbly. But as he coats my thighs with sticky liquid I can hardly contain myself. Is it the...
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flask shut the fuck up

flask shut the fuck up

The Shut the Fuck Up Flask sends a clear message to your fellow drinkers! "Take a Shot and Shut the Fuck Up" is the command of the day, and...
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fuck the rain umbrella

fuck the rain umbrella

The Fuck the Rain Umbrella is 100% polyester umbrella with a huge image of someone’s hand giving the finger. It’s the perfect umbrella to...
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gama go cock blocker

gama go cock blocker

This proud rooster will elegantly preserve your wine, spirit, soda or other open-topped bottle beverage. Handsome and dish-washer safe, the Cock...
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gay bar soap

gay bar soap

What would you prefer; a fight club or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, we’re sure you’ll love our kitsch, camp, queen of the...
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gay sex deck

gay sex deck

Each tastefully illustrated card features step-by-step tips and tricks that will be welcome additions to any gay man's bedroom repertoire. Cards:...
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get the hint loud and clear magnets

get the hint loud and clear magnets

Magnets that really say how you feel. Choose from 5 different magnets including - fuck this, fuck that, this is fucking urgent, don't fuck this...
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giant microbes chlamydia

giant microbes chlamydia

GIANT MICROBES CHLAMYDIA (Chlamydia trachomatis)    Playing doctor is a game you don't want to lose. Know the rules....
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giant microbes diarrhea

giant microbes diarrhea

GIANT MICROBES Diarrhea (Campylobacter jejuni) When microbial organism magnified 100000 times their original size, the result is a creepy...
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giant microbes food poisoning

giant microbes food poisoning

Bacillus cereus is an endemic, soil-dwelling, Gram-positive, rod-shaped, beta hemolytic bacterium. Some strains are harmful to humans and cause...
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giant microbes halloween set

giant microbes halloween set

Trick or Treat with Anthrax adorning a witch's hat, Flesh Eating with spooky, fake fangs,orange Amoeba with black mask, Black Death embroidered...
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giant microbes heart burn

giant microbes heart burn

Heart Burned™ Mini Microbe Box Sizzling Hot Heart Burned Box includes:   Herpes with embroidered flames Chlamydia with red devil horns ...
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giant microbes heart warming

giant microbes heart warming

Heart Warming™ Mini Microbe Box Romantic Heart Warming Box includes:   Kissing Disease with embroidered lips Sperm Cell with an...
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giant microbes herpes

giant microbes herpes

GIANT MICROBES - HERPES (Herpes Simplex Virus 2) Breaking out is hard to do. Learn the facts. GIANTmicrobes® are stuffed animals that look like...
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giant microbes meningitis

giant microbes meningitis

Meningitis can be a real headache - and a pain in the neck too. Learn how to stay clear of this fathead. Perfect teaching tool for parents,...
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giant microbes petri anthrax

giant microbes petri anthrax

The mail-order mother of all biological weapons. Perfect teaching tool for parents, educators, health, medical and science professionals! Great gift...
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