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The most versatile moustache on the market. This black six-way moustache allows it to be bent into an array of different styles for many different... |
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Imagine 12 long fingernails gently circulating your back and body… massaging acupressure points while stimulating millions of nerve endings.... |
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Konnichiwa! These glasses are perfect for fans, or even otaku, of Japanese animation. Slipping these on allows you to mimic the large eyes of anime... |
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Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch! It may sound weird... |
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For that awesome co-worker who goes beyond just making the coffee. When they work as hard as they do, it means that you can work less, so thank them!... |
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Time to tell an amazing friend: Thank you for being my lost and found, for being my hotel and always checking in, for being my rock. Can't wait... |
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Stay clean as a whistle. Unless someone used the whistle first. Wear your Compulsive Awesomeness like your favorite jacket. It's cold out there.... |
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Someone needs to hear this today. Who is it? : A true-ass bitch builds her own beautiful world. You are so venus. It's why we look up to you.... |
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Listen, I know you have a best friend. But if you haven't talked to her in a while, or told her you loved her, now's your chance. Do it like... |
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Lady friends, listen up. In some countries, men are sent to prison if they don't hold the door for a lady. Sadly, those countries don't... |
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Body shots anyone? Glass torsos Dimensions:8cmx5xcm |
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A cute way of keeping your drink's temperature longer. - Keep your drink or food hygienic - Washable and light weight - Best gift for you or your... |
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The saying "stop and smell the roses" takes on a whole new meaning with these odorless paper roses that are handmade completely from... |
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We all know bacon is a pretty fail-safe gift for anyone. Seriously, who doesn’t like meat candy? So what better way to present a... |
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Our favorite comfort food on a gift bag! This paper 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" (19.1 cm x 10.2 cm x 24.1 cm) Mac & Cheese Gift Bag is... |
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A 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" (19.1 cm x 10.2 cm x 24.1 cm) paper bag decorated with magnificent mustaches arranged in a macho way. Fill it... |
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Why send a typical card that masks your true intentions, when our very own British Columbian Nikki Kelly designs cards with direct motives and a... |
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Wind up jumping pecker, available in flesh colour. Approx 6.5cm high. He loves to dance, he loves to wiggle, wind him up and everyone giggles. |
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Kikkerland Design Black Mustache LED Keyring with Sound. Black ABS plastic. A mans voice says WELL, HELLO THERE when button is pressed.... |
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Not just another pretty hooker - Golf Bag Tag. Includes removable ID information card on tag back, a standard business card will also fit in window.... |
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PAPP UP is the Berlin fashion label that stands for unique cardboard and paper accessories since 2010 (PAPP is german for 'paper'). The idea... |
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Don’t just post messages to your online wall, instead with our social networking inspired sticky notes, you can actually post a message onto... |
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One of the big drawbacks to cosplay is that you have to be awake to participate. No more! Now with the Anime Eyes Sleep Mask you can look like an... |
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Astronaut Ice Cream® Sandwich Freeze-Dried, Ready-to-Eat, Vanilla Ice Cream within two Chocolate Wafers Enjoy your ice cream just as the... |
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Enjoy your ice cream just like the astronauts do - the freeze-dried way! The Astronaut Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream and other freeze-dried... |
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Just put your lips together and blow! Wet your whistle and get the party started with this pack of six flesh tone pecker whistles that are perfect... |
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You can keep your diamonds and pearls, this jewelry has the flavor and beauty of bacon. Each 1.3 oz (38g) candy necklace features a beautiful,... |
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Graham Roumieu, acclaimed author of the "Bigfoot Series", thanks a delayed airplane for allowing him to scrawl down this hilarious tale... |
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This awesome style is made with 95% recycled post consumer material. It has a crushed, wrinkled look. This is normal for the recycled content used.... |
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Is your crack normal? No more sneaking peeks in the locker room. Here are asses of every shape and style. Each two-page spread is cleverly positioned... |
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Have you seen this cat?! Our Follow Your Dreams Gum encourages you to not lose your goals and pursue them ! You can do it! Imagine if someone... |
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Take next right. IN YOUR FACE. I'll give YOU recalculating. 8 pieces of hormonal and navigationally savvy fruit flavoured bitch gum per box Each... |
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Seriously, how about a nice big pack of shut the hell up! 8 cinnamon pieces to chew all at once. You've got more that one person in your life that... |
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Kills 99.9% of germs on contact but does not sterilize. Only boiling water can do that. We find that traveling with boiling water is both dangerous... |
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Take that, germ bitches! Some would say knowledge is power and knowing that we can kill the germs on our hands with a simple dab of Bitch Slap Those... |
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When you want, wait… when you NEED your hands cleaner than shit, our Cleaner Than Shit Hand Sanitizer will get the job done! The hand... |
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Cleanse thy hands of filth and soil. Our freshly scented instant hand sanitizer is for hand washing to decrease bacteria on skin without soap and... |
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Hand's best friend. Our freshly scented instant hand sanitizer is for hand washing to decrease bacteria on skin without soap and water,... |
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Schemer some on! Our freshly scented instant hand sanitizer is for handwashing to decrease bacteria on skin without soap and water, recommended for... |
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Use after handwashing to be extra safe. Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. 2 oz./ 59ml. |
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If you're looking for the #1 After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer, look no further. Our Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer is the... |
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Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Make sure cap is firmly closed. Recheck cap. Are you... |
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For those who know who's in charge. And those in charge are NOT the ones picking up cat turds. Who's a good girl? SUCH a gooooood girl. Now... |
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You might think that the sound of you blowing your nose into a tissue creates sympathy in the world around you....but I gotta break it to ya....it... |
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So hard to really nail that down, that thing that I did. It's like, I think it was totally cool, but maybe it was a little on the border there.... |
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They touch things and then they touch you. Get the middleman on board. That middle man is THIS hand sanitizer. Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. 2... |
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A neat and practical product - use it to tidy and store wires such as headphones so they don't get tangled all the time. 100% degradable - made... |
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Going to the movies is great, but what's up with that overpriced soda and over-salted popcorn? Savvy film fanatics skip the snack bar and sneak... |
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These Cupcake Gumballs are mighty tasty on their own, but for a true sugar fix try adding some into the batter of your next batch of cupcakes to make... |
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Foie gras is good, but you usually have to endure the snobbery of a high class French restaurant to get some. So, for those evenings when you're... |
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If these weren't sweet, chewy and gum-like you'd swear you were eating a genuine dill pickle! Each 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin... |
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If you're old enough to remember TV dinners, you'll also remember when there were only three networks and you had to rewind a video cassette... |
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Turn a boring nightly routine into a party in your mouth with Cupcake Floss!Be careful though, the delicious frosting flavor might turn you into a... |
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The curly pop sock monkey makes you giggle with glee. Squeeze his body and watch the red curly tendrils unfurl. A delightful hi pitch squeal is set... |
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LED flashlight makes your lock easy to see in the dark.Great just as a purse and personal flashlight.Batteries can be changed. |
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This high quality gift wrap is completely covered with photos of greasy bacon strips. After all, everything is better when it's wrapped in bacon! Two... |
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This high quality gift wrap features a kooky cast of colorful cupcakes. If you look close enough you might even see a zombie cupcake! Two 20" x... |
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Grandmas Secret Spot Remover Recipe Was Hidden Away Out In The Garage Stash Away In An Old Trunk For Safe Keeping. Now Thanks To Her Grandson Richard... |
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This pen was designed by Bobino to be as thin as possible so that it would be perfect for on the go. The 1/8 inch thick pen comes with a docking tab... |
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Carry your keys on our Camera Magnifier Keychain. Just push the shutter button to see the super bright light through the camera lens. The clear lens... |
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