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**Rolo supports healthy and happy kids and Sick kids Hospital**

**Rolo supports healthy and happy kids and Sick kids Hospital**

For the month of May, Rolo store is happy to support the Health and Happy Kids Campaign.  This Campaign, launched by Sick Kids Hospital, will...


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bacon lip balm

bacon lip balm

Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of our...
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kikkerland massager body

kikkerland massager body

Imagine 12 long fingernails gently circulating your back and body… massaging acupressure points while stimulating millions of nerve endings....
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anime eye glasses

anime eye glasses

Konnichiwa! These glasses are perfect for fans, or even otaku, of Japanese animation. Slipping these on allows you to mimic the large eyes of anime...
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bacon mints

bacon mints

Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch! It may sound weird...
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blue q matches Go #$% Yourself

blue q matches Go #$% Yourself

From the best-selling book Subversive Cross Stitch. Our handy boxes of 100 matches liven up your party or barby. So go set the world on fire, and...
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elephant rose poopoo paper

elephant rose poopoo paper

The saying "stop and smell the roses" takes on a whole new meaning with these odorless paper roses that are handmade completely from...
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gift bag bacon strips

gift bag bacon strips

We all know bacon is a pretty fail-safe gift for anyone.  Seriously, who doesn’t like meat candy?  So what better way to present a...
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gift bag mac and cheese

gift bag mac and cheese

Our favorite comfort food on a gift bag! This paper 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" (19.1 cm x 10.2 cm x 24.1 cm) Mac & Cheese Gift Bag is...
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gift bag mustache

gift bag mustache

A 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" (19.1 cm x 10.2 cm x 24.1 cm) paper bag decorated with magnificent mustaches arranged in a macho way. Fill it...
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greeting cards hug and kiss

greeting cards hug and kiss

Why send a typical card that masks your true intentions, when our very own British Columbian Nikki Kelly designs cards with direct motives and a...
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kikkerland talking mustache keychain

kikkerland talking mustache keychain

Kikkerland Design Black Mustache LED Keyring with Sound. Black ABS plastic. A mans voice says WELL, HELLO THERE when button is pressed....
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papp up glasses

papp up glasses

PAPP UP is the Berlin fashion label that stands for unique cardboard and paper accessories since 2010 (PAPP is german for 'paper'). The idea...
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social sticky notes

social sticky notes

Don’t just post messages to your online wall, instead with our social networking inspired sticky notes, you can actually post a message onto...
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blue q cat & gnome book

blue q cat & gnome book

Graham Roumieu, acclaimed author of the "Bigfoot Series", thanks a delayed airplane for allowing him to scrawl down this hilarious tale...
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blue q crack book

blue q crack book

Is your crack normal? No more sneaking peeks in the locker room. Here are asses of every shape and style. Each two-page spread is cleverly positioned...
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blue q gum follow your dreams 3 boxes

blue q gum follow your dreams 3 boxes

Have you seen this cat?! Our Follow Your Dreams Gum encourages you to not lose your goals and pursue them ! You can do it!   Imagine if someone...
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blue q gum I have pms and gps -3 boxes

blue q gum I have pms and gps -3 boxes

Take next right. IN YOUR FACE. I'll give YOU recalculating. 8 pieces of hormonal and navigationally savvy fruit flavoured bitch gum per box Each...
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blue q gum shut the hell up 3boxes

blue q gum shut the hell up 3boxes

Seriously, how about a nice big pack of shut the hell up! 8 cinnamon pieces to chew all at once. You've got more that one person in your life that...
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blue q hand sanitizer pee pee poo poo

blue q hand sanitizer pee pee poo poo

'Cause your wee cowpoke can git into some rugged stuff. If you get my drift. Yee haw. Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. Your business is our...
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blue q hand sanitizer anal traveler

blue q hand sanitizer anal traveler

Kills 99.9% of germs on contact but does not sterilize. Only boiling water can do that. We find that traveling with boiling water is both dangerous...
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blue q hand sanitizer cleaner than shit

blue q hand sanitizer cleaner than shit

When you want, wait… when you NEED your hands cleaner than shit, our Cleaner Than Shit Hand Sanitizer will get the job done! The hand...
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blue q hand sanitizer divine intervention

blue q hand sanitizer divine intervention

Cleanse thy hands of filth and soil. Our freshly scented instant hand sanitizer is for hand washing to decrease bacteria on skin without soap and...
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blue q hand sanitizer dog slobber

blue q hand sanitizer dog slobber

Hand's best friend. Our freshly scented instant hand sanitizer is for hand washing to decrease bacteria on skin without soap and water,...
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blue q hand sanitizer fancy schmancy

blue q hand sanitizer fancy schmancy

Schemer some on! Our freshly scented instant hand sanitizer is for handwashing to decrease bacteria on skin without soap and water, recommended for...
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blue q hand sanitizer germ a phobe

blue q hand sanitizer germ a phobe

Use after handwashing to be extra safe. Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. 2 oz./ 59ml.
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blue q hand sanitizer I love my penis

blue q hand sanitizer I love my penis

Our freshly scented instant hand sanitizer is for handwashing to decrease bacteria on skin without soap and water, recommended for repeated use....
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blue q hand sanitizer maybe you touched your genitals

blue q hand sanitizer maybe you touched your genitals

If you're looking for the #1 After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer, look no further. Our Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer is the...
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blue q hand sanitizer ocd

blue q hand sanitizer ocd

Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Make sure cap is firmly closed. Recheck cap. Are you...
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blue q hand sanitizer scooping poo

blue q hand sanitizer scooping poo

For those who know who's in charge. And those in charge are NOT the ones picking up cat turds. Who's a good girl? SUCH a gooooood girl. Now...
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blue q hand sanitizer take a sick day

blue q hand sanitizer take a sick day

You might think that the sound of you blowing your nose into a tissue creates sympathy in the world around you....but I gotta break it to ya....it...
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blue q I date a hooker book

blue q I date a hooker book

This photo documentary book follows author Jeff Fischer as he treats several hookers to proper, romantic dates. From the beach to the bowling alley...
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bone cord wrap mummy

bone cord wrap mummy

A neat and practical product - use it to tidy and store wires such as headphones so they don't get tangled all the time. 100% degradable - made...
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bubble gum ball park

bubble gum ball park

Next time you take yourself out to the ball game, bring along a tin of this Ballpark Gum. Each 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm...
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bubble gum cinema

bubble gum cinema

Going to the movies is great, but what's up with that overpriced soda and over-salted popcorn? Savvy film fanatics skip the snack bar and sneak...
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bubble gum foie gras

bubble gum foie gras

Foie gras is good, but you usually have to endure the snobbery of a high class French restaurant to get some. So, for those evenings when you're...
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bubble gum roast beef

bubble gum roast beef

This Roast Beef Bubble Gum tastes so delicious that each gumball deserves to be served on a platter and carved with a knife and fork. Each...
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bubble gum tv dinner

bubble gum tv dinner

If you're old enough to remember TV dinners, you'll also remember when there were only three networks and you had to rewind a video cassette...
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gift wrap bacon 2pc

gift wrap bacon 2pc

This high quality gift wrap is completely covered with photos of greasy bacon strips. After all, everything is better when it's wrapped in bacon! Two...
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gift wrap cupcakes 2pc

gift wrap cupcakes 2pc

This high quality gift wrap features a kooky cast of colorful cupcakes. If you look close enough you might even see a zombie cupcake! Two 20" x...
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grandmas secret spot remover

grandmas secret spot remover

Grandmas Secret Spot Remover Recipe Was Hidden Away Out In The Garage Stash Away In An Old Trunk For Safe Keeping. Now Thanks To Her Grandson Richard...
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jd kosher bacon salt

jd kosher bacon salt

Don’t you hate going through your day eating boring food that doesn’t taste like bacon? Cereal – doesn’t taste like bacon,...
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kikkerland bobino slim pen

kikkerland bobino slim pen

This pen was designed by Bobino to be as thin as possible so that it would be perfect for on the go. The 1/8 inch thick pen comes with a docking tab...
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kikkerland camera magnifier keyring

kikkerland camera magnifier keyring

Carry your keys on our Camera Magnifier Keychain. Just push the shutter button to see the super bright light through the camera lens. The clear lens...
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kikkerland clip on spot light 1pc

kikkerland clip on spot light 1pc

The LED clip light conveniently attaches to hats, glasses, book edges and more. Use in the dark to read or outside to find your way! Great for...
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kikkerland handy eyeglass strap

kikkerland handy eyeglass strap

Never misplace your glasses again. Strap fits comfortably around your neck, and hands easily slide onto the arms of your glasses and stretch to fit...
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lego trinket boxes 4

lego trinket boxes 4

These Lego Mini Brick Boxes are in-fact just like large Lego bricks, but smaller in comparison to the larger Storage Brick Boxes.They are ideal for...
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mini biohazard tape

mini biohazard tape

In our eyes that pair of underpants on the floor is clearly a biohazard. Use this sticky Mini Biohazard Tape to communicate in a passive-aggressive...
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mini crime scene tape

mini crime scene tape

If there were a miniature version of CSI, this is the tape they would use to mark tiny crimes! Use this Mini Crime Scene Tape to repair tiny tears in...
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parrot bottle opener

parrot bottle opener

Who's a pretty bottle opener.Crack open a bottle with our Pretty Polly bottle opener! Hard plastic and metal Dimensions:4,5cm x 16cm 3,5cm
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rainbow moments color candles

rainbow moments color candles

Candles don’t always have to burn with a yellow flame. The candles from Rainbow Moments burn in a fun and colorful way by using a non-toxic mix...
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suck uk raunchy boy gift wrap

suck uk raunchy boy gift wrap

Someone once said "it is better to give than to receive"...and up until recently we thought that person was not only full of it, but also...
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suck uk raunchy girl gift wrap

suck uk raunchy girl gift wrap

Someone once said "it is better to give than to receive"...and up until recently we thought that person was not only full of it, but also...
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switchbalde mustache comb

switchbalde mustache comb

It’s a sad, but true, fact that many young boys will one day experiment with facial hair. Regrettably, some will even allow the hair on their...
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tentacle mustache

tentacle mustache

We've combined our love for mustaches with our love for cephalopods to create the most disturbing and compelling upper lip accessory the world has...
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toothpaste bacon

toothpaste bacon

Brushing your teeth with a strip of fried bacon is tricky. If it's too crisp it will break apart as you brush and if it's too limp you won't be able...
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zombie sleep mask

zombie sleep mask

All sleeping masks look the same to the people wearing them, but what about from the outside? This Zombie Sleep Mask makes you look like a...
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bacon frosting

bacon frosting

This dark red bacon-flavored frosting is a dream come true. Keep a tube of Bacon Frosting on hand to finish off a dessert masterpiece, add sweet...
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bandages affirmation

bandages affirmation

The Affirmation Bandages harness the power of positive thinking to cover and heal your cuts and scratches. Nothing covers your boo-boo like smiley...
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bandages bacon

bandages bacon

There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Bandages! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6...
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