The Emergency Mustaches give you the extra facial hair needed for those dire situations that secret agents and everyday people alike face daily. Perhaps you’re riding a lamb, and need to hide from the police. “That’s not the saying.” Or, maybe you’re sitting next to an attractive female creature and need to appear manlier than you are. Regardless of your lifestyle, surely there is room for use of the Emergency Mustaches. They come “sealed for extra freshness,” and the package comes with six classic mustache styles for you to choose from.
This product was added to our catalog on Sunday 22 April, 2012.