blue q hand sanitizer maybe you touched your genitals

If you're looking for the #1 After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer, look no further. Our Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer is the best out there in case you have to shake hands with someone who may or may not have forgotten to wash up in the restroom! Gross! Our 2 ounce non-lubricating formula kills 99.99% of germs and the dreaded cootie virus on contact, smells like innocence, and is fortified with moisturizing extracts of Aloe Vera!
Bottle measures 4.25 inches tall x 1.75 inches wide. 2oz.